So we are sitting at dinner and Lily starts dunking her carrots in her milk. Husband tells her to quit. She continues. I take her milk away from her.

"GIMMIE BACK!"

Husband: "Are you going to dunk your carrots in it?"

Lily: "Carrots wanna go swimming."

*laughter*

Husband: "Carrots want to swim in your tummy, not your milk."

Lily lifts her dress up and rubs carrots on her belly.

*louder laughter*